(with apologies to Ms. Kitt… whom I had the pleasure of meeting about ten years ago…)

Santa baby, slip a bundle under the tree, For me.
Been an awful good girl, Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa baby, a 450 Bernina, too, in Blue.
I’ll wait up for you dear, Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Think of all the fun I’ve missed, think of all the fellas that I haven’t kissed.
Next year I could be just as good, If you’ll check off my Christmas list.

Santa baby, I want a laptop , and really, that’s not a lot, been an angel all year,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa honey, there’s one thing I really do need, The deed to a little quilt shop,
Santa honey, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa, cutie, and fill my stocking with a Charm Packs, and checks, Sign your “X” on the line,
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Come and trim my Christmas tree, with some decorations bought at Tiffany’s, I really do believe in you, Let’s see if you believe in me!

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, an Airstream, it’s like a home,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight, Hurry down the chimney tonight, Hurry tonight.

****I do hope Santa’s checks his Google Reader this week and finds this humble little post****